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The Top Ten Worst Things About Tomodachi Life

1Miis break up

In the Japanese version of Tomodachi Life, the Age-o-matic item worked differently, as it only temporarily turned a child Mii into an adult Mii. It is only permanent when used on child couples or mixed adult and child couples who want to marry, and the effect gets immediately cancelled when they divorce.

Even when it's a couple you WANTED to break up, the whole sequence is extremely sad.

2Your Miis least favorite food is your favorite food in real life

I hate how RNG sometimes make your mii hate the food you love in real life

I like chocolate but my main mii hates it

I like cola in real life but my lookalike hates it

Or vice versa. My Mii's 'super all time favorite' is calamari; in reality I can't stand the stuff.

3Your Mii wants to marry the same person over and over again

And it's the ugliest Mii in history - N64Dude

And it's his sister!

Some of my cousin's miis keep wanting to marry each other. Even worse, they always want to get married to a mii that is there sibling in real life.

Really annoying

4The games

Some games are rigged.

This is why I don't play the games

Can't they play with someone else for once!?

They alwas ask to costantly play games

5The 'sneeze minigame'

'I have to sneeze but it wont come out.' And they always lose it - N64Dude

This is the worst thing about the entire game and it's entirely pointless, seeing as it hardly makes their level go up either.

6Your crushes Mii marries your best friends Mii

Yeah, this has happened twice now. First around 2 years ago where Joseph married Megan but then broke up. And then where Joseph became special someone's with Evie (my current crush). Damn you Joseph!

Time to cry under my bed for a week - N64Dude

So Lilah is going to marry Connor? GODDAMNIT LILAH

7Babies

'WAA' - Typical baby

On my island, a baby that was born 3 days ago named Peyton is so gosh darn annoying. I hate her ugly ass so much. She keeps crying for no reason. I didn't even want her parents to get married and given birth to that idiot. I just want to burn and drown baby Peyton. She is just so annoying and ugly. This midget is two words. Mary Sue.

If you didn't want them to give birth to Peyton in the first place, then why did you let them do it? There was an option to not let them have one when they ask, you know. Plus, there's also the baby toggle thing you can find at the town hall. - Jasmine21064

The female babies look like men and the male Miis always have female features. And then they wont stop crying. What did the parents even DO to make the baby cry? Fun Fact: You can ignore the game for a week and the baby will be all grown up. - N64Dude

I like the game but the babies are so annoying. Thank goodness they are grown up now.

8Fights

There's a fight and there's another fight, oh you resolved both of them? Congratulations! Another fight is going on!

On My Island I Have A Mii Named Ganondorf That Just Won't Stop Fighting With My Miis

When not only are two Miis in a fight but it's so bad they're surrounded by an orange flame aura and while they'll take baths if offered it won't help. No, orange aura=you have to find a third party to mediate, and that person may be asleep or not home. Not to mention having to check everyone else who has a social problem bubble hoping that's the mediator rather than someone just asking how you feel about their marriage or in a fight of their own.

Worst is when after you waste a bathtub calming somebody down, the other person has to be stubborn and say they're not over it, thus causing you to waste even more bathtubs so the one who tried to apologize stops being depressed over it.

9Your Mii wants a specific food and you don't have it in your inventory.

I like some 'Food that doesn't appear in Supermarket', then you have no choice but to do nothing at all

It is annoying, but you can get rid of it by giving them a different food. - KawaiiPotato

No way to get rid of the problem bubble - N64Dude

10Miis asking you to treat them better then everyone else

Always knew they were lazy pigs anyway - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

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11Enforced heteronormativity

Exactly. Like, I'm hella gay, and having my mii forced into a heterosexual relationship makes her seem less like me :/
They should at least allow a toggle on and off for it like they do with babies

Nintendo got something against bi and homo? come on if it allowed any mii despite gender to become sweethearts I wouldn’t have to delete so many of my guys just to make sure everyone can possibly have a relationship.

Come on, you knew somebody would add this one eventually.

12Having fights daily if you have maximum islanders

This is annoying and they fight for things that don't even matter like a teddy bear, food, items etc. especially if they have a lot of friends. How can you check to see who has more friends? Check the popularity rating on the Rankings Board to see who has the most friends. The higher, the more friends and the lower the less friends they have to other islanders. This is annoying and I am already used to it but I wish I wasn't and I get angry when there are three fights on my island.

13Going to sleep, sometimes way too early

I know right! I made a Mii but every time I need the Mii (or just wanna hang out) he's always asleep. I corrected the time but that might not help.

Two friends are having a huge fight and the third friend is doing nothing but SLEEPING AND THEY WON'T WAKE UP BECAUSE AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL IT'S DAY

I know sleep is a vital thing but this basically just forces you to not play the game anymore until Real life morning, annoying as heck.

This is the worst game ever made for insomniacs. It’s the middle of the night, you can’t sleep, so you want to play the game. But then all your Miis are asleep and can’t be awakened. Meanwhile, you have other things to do during the day and forget about playing. Repeat for several days running.

14Keep changing clothes without you noticing

So you have a Mii that's a specific character. You got them the closest outfit (and hat/hair accessory if applicable) to their actual one the game offers. They beg for new clothes so often, you finally give them whatever other outfit to shut them up. Now every login, you have to change them out of it.

This is annoying because I don't want them to so that is why I never buy my islanders clothes. Also, there should be an option to sell clothes and hats so they won't have them anymore and they won't chang it automatically. I noticed that this happens more often when the weather it's colder in the island.

15Saying tons of words after given pocket money

The first time-it's ok, but THE 10,000th time...just time to burn the 3DS!

16They want new hats all the time

'I'D LIKE A NEW HAT'

Are they lazy? Why can't they buy themselves a stupid hat.

What's super annoying is the hat requests that come from Miis who were already wearing them even in the MiiMaker. You want hats to wear over your hat, really?

17Parents

In the game, the parents are kind of annoying. They always saying stop rocking the baby hard when you're not and they are the reason why the babies cry. Like they always have to shake their heads at the baby really fast which makes the babies cry. Whenever they do that I get annoyed easily

Let's say you have fights in your island, then the parents call you to say that their baby is crying before you can even solve a fight. This is really annoying to me especially if there are fights on my island. This is why I rarley have babies on my island.

18They can be spoiled brats

They won't stop asking for stuff and won't stop asking about the stupid games

19They say the stupidest things

They are annoying! They say they need hats, modern stupid clothes and they all say 'I need to be friends with this and that!

20They won't stop trying to confess to taken Miis

Once they try to confess to a Mii that's taken, you know you're screwed. There's no way out of the sadness.

If you don't let them confess, they will get sad.
If you let them confess, they will most likely be rejected, which will make them sad.
They're gonna be sad either way, which is really annoying. - KawaiiPotato

21The 'Catch' Minigame

I can’t even throw the disc and if I keep throwing to one mii the other person will get super mad. It’s so annoying

23They fight over a teddy bear

What's also really annoying is that they also fight over food and treasures in your collection

Since when do they keep teddy bears?!

Just share the damn thing

24Boys and Girls Day Out

I like the event but the annoying thing about is that your mins keep saying the same things over and over

25They fight over stupid things

This one time, two if my miis were fighting over food. Good gosh, just share the damn thing.

26Can only have 100 residents

It may not seem like that big a deal, especially since you can actually have 100 Miis in your 3DS MiiMaker as well, but what about when someone has a kid you actually wouldn't mind keeping on as a resident? That still takes one of those 100 slots.

27Familial relationships are only acknowledged if the person was born within the game

I.e. was a baby one of your couples had and you let stay rather than banish to StreetPass. There the biological parents (but not step-parents if there are any) and, if that couple has any more children (with each other or other spouses), siblings, are acknowledged as such. Which also blocks these people from having any romantic interest in each other (read: no incest) even if they're different genders. However, if you have two people who are siblings or parent/child in whatever their from and a resident couple didn't give birth to them, they may not even be aware of each other's existence and can only be 'friends' or 'best friends' if they are. Worse, someone can take a romantic interest in someone who's supposed to be their sibling or parent!

28Blockheads at certain places

They're just so unnecessary... unless they actually mean something, which I doubt they do.

29The romantic situations

When it's a couple you wanted to be together one will say 'i don't like you' and when it's a couple you wanted to break up, they'll stay together

Just... unforgivable. If you played the game, and had to undergo them, you might know what I'm talking about.

30The random questions

They sometimes ask you completely random questions, like “which is stronger, a lion or a tiger? ” And once you answer and they give super weird replies

32Leveling up

I am always forced to give a gift! It pisses me off

It gets really annoying after a while

33Mii babies never stop crying

Honestly whenever I rock the baby once, Its happy! I feel as if I found the rhythm that it likes, but then the next day, it's completely different. Also whenever I tickle it (when it's like 1 or 2 days old) it acts like I'm beating it with a bat!

34They keep annoying you

It is really annoying when your keep asking to propose to same person when you don't want them to. And they keep asking stupid questions

35They keep asking to get married over and over when you don't want them too.

Stop asking me to get married with someone so damn annoying. I had to get them married because they will just keep annoying me and keep saying it again. Just annoying.

36Relationships don't always go the way you want them to

Two people you want to marry each other and have kids end up not even acknowledging each other's existence, a couple you regret allowing to date/marry stays together, and a couple you did want or at least eventually warmed to breaks up.

37When your least favorite food is your Mii's favorite food

This is basically here twice - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

38Constant requests for new clothes, new hats, and new interiors
39The stupid proposal mini game!

I always lose! The thoughts sometimes go to the proposer but quickly switch to something else! I might press NOW! on John but then they're talking about CROSSAINTS!

40The 'Worst Ever' reaction being so disturbing

It's so scary! Your mii melts into a puddle with a super scary expression. The music doesn't help.

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[...]
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You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR!
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That guy was already up there when I got here.
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Bryukhanov: (looks at Shcherbina with an 'Oh, fuck!' sort of facial expression, then turns to Fomin) Fomin, why did the Deputy Chairman see graphite on the roof?
Fomin: Well, that... that can't be. Comrade Shcherbina, my apologies, but graphite... that's not possible. Perhaps you saw burnt concrete?
Shcherbina: Now there, you made a mistake, because I may not know much about nuclear reactors, but I know a lot about concrete.
I'll just go in this police box and arrest myself.
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Ace: What if I had?
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Ace: Of course not. I'm a good girl, I do what I'm told.
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Ace: (delighted grin)
Dougal: Why didn't you lie to him?
Ted: I did! I told him great big massive lies with feckin' bells hanging off them!
CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP... for one fucking minute? I'm asking nicely.
The truth.
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Joe: So when did you find out about this? I mean, when did you know that this had happened?
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Jade: (comes out alone, completely deadpan) It seems the earthquakes have led to more frequent avalanches. Also, an extremely powerful monster has taken up residence in the deeper parts. The monsters in the area have likely grown aggressive due to at influence.
Luke: O-okay... Um, about that scream just now...
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I'm not going to stick my butt out or anything, though.
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Maura: Hey, babe. Where've you been?
Clango: Nowhere! I briefly ceased to exist in time and space!
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Antimony: Hello. I would like to enter, please.
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Ms. Pauling: Well, not all of us, obviously. I mean, Medic's German and Heavy's from Russ-
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Cait Sith: Oh, you mean Sephiroth?
Cloud: Yeah, have you seen him?!
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Superintendent Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
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[…]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Seymour: Ohoho, no! Patented Skinner burgers! Old family recipe!
Chalmers: For 'steamed hams'.
Seymour: Yes!
Seymour: Yeah, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
[…]
Chalmers: (spots Skinner's burning kitchen) Good Lord! What is happening in there?!
Skinner: Aurora Borealis.
Chalmers: A-Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day?! In this part of the country?! LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?!
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: (beat) May I see it?
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